Nintendo Customer Service: Hello. How are you doing?
You: blah blah blah courtesies nobody cares about.
NCS: More fluff talk. So how may I help you today?
You: My Switch froze and I don't know what to do!
NCS: Have you tried turning it off and on?
You: ..........
Your call has ended, as you have smashed your phone against the wall a hundred times.