Me: I’ll be a good team member and let everyone pick what they’re best at and I’ll...

[Jesse Wallace]

Can you beat me to death?

 

[Mercy Althea Ang]

big mood

 

[Peter Gomez]

I dont care about meta anymore. Just about winning cause this is completely inevitable even in low diamond

 

[Vynyl Shiro]

My case:
"Alright, instalocking my best DPS isn't enough, let's just play Zen and go from there
>Team autolocks Rein, Zarya, Winston, Hanzo and Widow
"Okay, you guys know Zen can't solo heal right? Can I please get a second healer?"
>Entire team throws instead

OR

"Fuck it, DPS ain't killin shit, healers think they're DPS, I'll just play someone who can take care of themselves and carry."
>Team is all children who throw temper tantrums and the game because I "stole" their kills.
>Gets placed Silver
lol fuck

 

[Beki Dabbs]

It also doesn't even have to be comp. It happens in quick play and arcade, it's just not as bad as comp.

 

[Brandon Mason]

People have heart attacks when I play mercy. I bring out her weapon when no one is near me. A few times, I got triple kills bcs I just got realy lucky that they had poor aim.

 

[Lucy Telfer]

This was literally my whole last game the whole team had let me get killed constantly and I was way behind bitches

 

[David Buchanan]

Every damn time