Literally me: "WE HAVE 2 1/2 MINUTES LEFT TO CAPTURE THE OBJECTIVE! I'M 0.75 Km AWAY...

[Kevin Sconzo]

Literally me: "WE HAVE 2 1/2 MINUTES LEFT TO CAPTURE THE OBJECTIVE! I'M 0.75 Km AWAY FROM THE GROUP! THERE'S A WIDOWMAKER OUT OVER ON THE TOP LEFT BUILDING SOUTHEAST OF THE CHOKE POINT! WATCH THE FUCK OUT!

 

[Diego Hernandez]

It's a lot easier to say "My ult is up" than it is to say "I know you're having an affair, Tina".

 

[Matt Moe]

Only communication I hear is. Matt take out mercy. Me-boom headshot! Then shoot the rest of the team and get told to leave some kills

 

[Hunter Winchel]

It's a lot easier to say "Find a fucking health pack, I'm busy" than to say "I don't think this is going to work out".

 

[Lauren Ashley Reed]

They have to work together to save bigdong69