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Hey guys, Mercy main here. I have over 700 hours of ignoring "I need healing" logged....

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Zacharay Santucci

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Hey guys, Mercy main here. I have over 700 hours of ignoring "I need healing" logged. I'm pretty much a god at pocketing. You think standing behind a full HP Reinhardt with his shield up while I drown him in heals is easy? God no. I'm like a human generator keeping this tank daddy alive. I'm the first thing they'll target. I put my life on the line by choosing to pocket a full hp Reinhardt with his shield up. Dont be a douche and message me after the game because I wouldnt heal you. Dude, find a health pack, yknow, those things that ALSO heal you. Like smh. First of all, I wouldnt even need to heal you if you knew how to play Overwatch. Like okay, you got damaged, learn how to play the game maybe. It's not my fault you suck at dodgeball. Secondly, just because I pick healer, it doesnt mean I am forced to heal the team. Yeah, omg, weird right? No, not weird. It's why Blizzard gave Mercy a gun. So you can use it and kills. If Blizzard wanted us to focus on healing, they'd have given Mercy a set of "band-aids," not a "people killer." Anyways, I hope this tidbit of text helps some of yall realize that a healer's job isnt to heal, it's to be a demigod by choosing who and who doesnt get heals on your team. Yeah that's right bitches, Healers run the meta. Enjoy soaking up dps while I wave hello from behind my full hp, fully shielded Reinhardt.

add me: AMercyfulGod
 
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Brianna Guerrant

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cant tell if bait or not
probably both
 
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Connor L. Lewis

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I approve this message
 
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James De La Thompson

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Hey guys, Mercy main here. I have over 700 hours of ignoring "I need healing" logged. I'm pretty much a god at pocketing. You think standing behind a full HP Reinhardt with his shield up while I drown him in heals is easy? God no. I'm like a human generator keeping this tank daddy alive. I'm the first thing they'll target. I put my life on the line by choosing to pocket a full hp Reinhardt with his shield up. Dont be a douche and message me after the game because I wouldnt heal you. Dude, find a health pack, yknow, those things that ALSO heal you. Like smh. First of all, I wouldnt even need to heal you if you knew how to play Overwatch. Like okay, you got damaged, learn how to play the game maybe. It's not my fault you suck at dodgeball. Secondly, just because I pick healer, it doesnt mean I am forced to heal the team. Yeah, omg, weird right? No, not weird. It's why Blizzard gave Mercy a gun. So you can use it and kills. If Blizzard wanted us to focus on healing, they'd have given Mercy a set of "band-aids," not a "people killer." Anyways, I hope this tidbit of text helps some of yall realize that a healer's job isnt to heal, it's to be a demigod by choosing who and who doesnt get heals on your team. Yeah that's right bitches, Healers run the meta. Enjoy soaking up dps while I wave hello from behind my full hp, fully shielded Reinhardt.

add me: AMercyfulGod
 
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Stephen Barr

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Nice meme
 
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Kevin Chucky Clark

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Khoa Trần Anh

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Reverse the meaning and you have a decent guide on mercy
 
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Zacharay Santucci

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Deividas Auskelis

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Peeps do love make statement about healer
 
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Justin Pavone

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You must be a bad Mercy
 
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Zacharay Santucci

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When they figure out it's bait and delete their comment hoping nobody saw them on the reel.
 
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Noah Licona

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Mmmmm new copypasta
 
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Mihnea Gogu

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Razvan Pinzariu
 
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Neko Hime

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Hey guys, Mercy main here. I have over 700 hours of ignoring "I need healing" logged. I'm pretty much a god at pocketing. You think standing behind a full HP Reinhardt with his shield up while I drown him in heals is easy? God no. I'm like a human generator keeping this tank daddy alive. I'm the first thing they'll target. I put my life on the line by choosing to pocket a full hp Reinhardt with his shield up. Dont be a douche and message me after the game because I wouldnt heal you. Dude, find a health pack, yknow, those things that ALSO heal you. Like smh. First of all, I wouldnt even need to heal you if you knew how to play Overwatch. Like okay, you got damaged, learn how to play the game maybe. It's not my fault you suck at dodgeball. Secondly, just because I pick healer, it doesnt mean I am forced to heal the team. Yeah, omg, weird right? No, not weird. It's why Blizzard gave Mercy a gun. So you can use it and kills. If Blizzard wanted us to focus on healing, they'd have given Mercy a set of "band-aids," not a "people killer." Anyways, I hope this tidbit of text helps some of yall realize that a healer's job isnt to heal, it's to be a demigod by choosing who and who doesnt get heals on your team. Yeah that's right bitches, Healers run the meta. Enjoy soaking up dps while I wave hello from behind my full hp, fully shielded Reinhardt.

add me: AMercyfulGod
 
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Kylie Morgan Shearer

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Dyan Long

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Thanks for being a representative for the Mercy mains
 
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Aaron Samson

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Man that's too true
 
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Izak Gainor

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No u.
 
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Janinho Mulyano A

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x'D praise
 
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Glenn Gary Panganiban

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I main Lucio to keep my team alive especially to the other supports in my team. Maining Lucio got me into from Platinum to Master in one season. Currently im in Diamond as I lost a lot because teammates are either overextending or stuck in a choke point.
 

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