PC can I hit him with my sofa?!?!

[Martin Kunst]

A baby chair might pack a punch

 

[Fred Farkle]

This meme came up (before the use of the word "meme", oddly enough) years ago about the zombie apocalypse. At the time, my answer was "M249 SAW and a thousand rounds of belted... I got this". Not deployed to Iraq with the Army at the moment, so I'm pretty sure me and this corkboard are gonna have a slightly tougher time with chucklebunny up there.

 

[Kevin Raayman]

A chair with a man sleeping in it..

 

[Matt Rajchel]

I'll be just fine. Out!

 

[Jeremy Scheffler]

I have children. They're not dangerous at first, but after years of mental abuse, they'll eventually break anyone. They're the ultimate long term weapon.

 

[Alexandre Langlois]

I have a paper bag with a Tim Horton's sandwich in it....

 

[Joe Sef]

Ah shit...

 

[James Beavin]

Only thing I got going for me at this moment is a roll of toilet paper so I believe my chances are some what good

 

[Marcel Sattler]

A friend of mine xD I'm gonna smack the shit out of him with my friend

 

[James Warmoth]

I hope these car parts will do some damage!

 

[Jens Rönnqvist]

I like this game

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10214331271541507

 

[Cody Davis]

as long as it has good light level- it could be a teacup

 

[Ryan Weisse]

357 magnum. I win this game.

 

[Ryan Weisse]

if it had been left it would have been curtains for me.... literally. lol

 

[Botos Vlad]

I have an exotic remote controller ! I can make him shut up at least

 

[Wallace Smith]

I have a car door lmao

 

[Hector Jaiman]

I'm fucked

 

[Joe Spaulding]

My mouse? I already killed him with that!

 

[Brody Strock]

A wall? alright I like my chances

 

[Vinnie Duguay]

A water bottle, my hat, and a book. Think he likes David Wong novels?