>Playing overwatch >No tanks so goes Roadhog >Mercy screams if we don't get another...

[Michael Pacelli]

>Playing overwatch
>No tanks so goes Roadhog
>Mercy screams if we don't get another healer she's only going to heal Pharah
>Explain we also need at least one tank and ask one of four DPS to switch
>Silence
>Mercy makes ear piercing screams and tells me she hopes my family dies
>Mercy heals no one but Pharah and ignores the whole team
>Mercy dies over and over
>Mercy still only sticks with Pharah
>Mercy reports me because I'm not protecting her rushing to the point in the air
>Sticks with rest of team and clears point with Rip-tire/Whole Hog combo.
>Mercy tries to take credit because she revived Junk after
>End up winning somehow
>Somehow get gold healing at 5,500
>Mercy requests to stay as group
>Shuts off Xbox
>Smokes a joint and thinks about life

 

[Daniel Crick]

The gold healing part, christ alive that's abysmal

 

[Steve Lawrence]

Jamie Caldwell at least u aint like that lol

 

[John Huk]

Never solo tank Road. You're not preventing any damage to your team, you're just an ult charge battery

 

[Chris Howard]

lol sounds like an interesting match

 

[Shiro Shimada]

Technically u had 5 dps as u had roadhog

 

[Tiffany Verina Antone]

Honestly as a mercy I hate flying with pharah :/ it just puts you in the air as a big target

 

[Steven Cabal]

kill her

 

[Neville Solomon]

Lmfao

 

[Michelle Lamotte]

Hope you reported the piece of shit.

 

[Samin Hossain]

LOOOOL you shoulda reported the mercy that's literally throwing and griefing

 

[Torri Weis]

This pretty much sums up my entire night. Went from 2260 to 2020 in a few hours. Never had a worse night in the fckin game.

 

[Kit Snow]

I mean, I live a life of solo healing its no prob for me but if I go tank and we've got 4 dps you bet your sweet ass I'm hopping off tank and also going dps since no one wants to take a knee with me. (I mean, I love playing Zarya) but I'm not solo tanking, sry.

 

[Michael Trompert]

Want a tip?
Start off with a nice blunt, it prevents you from caring this much

 

[Conner Bryce Gooding]

Tl;dr fuck stubborn mercy players

 

[Nick Rogers]

How my placements went on my alternative account. (I’ve been in platinum for 8 seasons in a row on my main account.)

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=574674616204565

 

[Koala Chan]

best part is the end ..amen brudda <3 u did well cx

 

[Yesenia Salazar]

Road is a sponge and if you solo tank with him get ready for the enemy to have ults really fast . As DVa all I need to do is charge a roadhog , rocket him , boost into him and I have over half my ult right there

 

[Udi Haguel]

You had me until the Xbox part.

 

[Robert Cardenas]

TL;DR - Mercy went "REEEEEEEEEEEEEE"