Ok... I'm so sick of people saying Brigette wrong, daddy Kaplan told us how it's...

[Eric Austin Yun]

Hanzo = Handsoap
Winston = Wanton
Torbjorn = Terbjern
Soldier: 76 = Soldering Iron: 69
Sombra = Sombrero/Som-BRUH
Reaper = Raper
Doomfist = Saitama
Mei = Shedevil
Symmetra = Scimitar
Junkrat = Rubbish Rodent
Roadhog = Highway Ham/Boulevard Boar/Street Swine
Orisa = Oreos
Zenyatta = Yenzatta
Genji = Gendo/Gendalf
Mercy = Mommy
Brigitte = Baguette
Tracer = Sanic

Fuckin fight me

(These are what my buddy and I call the heroes)

 

[Emil Hedström]

Then you'll need to stop pronouncing Torbjörn wrong

 

[Bradley Love]

"You don't call Hanzo Han Solo"

BET

 

[Christian Pharaoh Burns]

Bridge eater