Switch my sister: so what games have u been playing on Xbox me:...

[Rotert Ryan]

[me and my sister yesterday]
my sister: so what games have u been playing on Xbox
me: i only been using it for spotify
my sister: why my boyfriend wants to try fortnite why won't you play your xbox
me: cuz i can't easily bring my xbox with me when i need to take shit like i can with my Switch and Splatoon 2 WAAAAAY better then fortnite

 

[Keiran Macfarlane]

Fortnite ain't the be all and end all of video games and can't be played on a console that would obviously benefit from its popularity so as far as we're concerned, it's essentially the Five Nights At Freddy's of its genre

 

[Edgar Menjinski]

Do you constantly shit and have no time for your xbone? lol

 

[Ron Rife]

I turn the lights out when I shit now. I always love gaming in the dark lol