Xbox One The renaming of species to fit with the current intelligence level of our youth....

[Dave Creager]

The renaming of species to fit with the current intelligence level of our youth.

Introducing the HorseMonkey.
It has the head of a horse, body of an ape. It runs like an ape, and throws shit at you. It also nays like a horse. The HorseMonkey everybody.

 

[Mark Cunniffe]

Monkeyhorse

 

[Dave Creager]

There are also those HorseMonkeyBears in the Redwood area.

 

[Alex Doodle Crook]

I'd call it a hornkey

 

[Dave Creager]

This is the BigHandBird. Its got big ass hands and claws and fucks your shit up if you piss it off. Also, it sucks to tame.

 

[William Riley Jr]

I call them "dickhead bears"

 

[Andy Pearce]

Suppose it's better than penis head

 

[Ashley Marie Shorney]

I've been doing the same lmao. I say scary chicken, tickle chicken, peacock raptor!

 

[Dave Creager]

TurkeyRaptors

 

[Michael J Weber]

HorseBearApe

 

[Mark Cunniffe]

Giraffeduckchicken

 

[David Gilchrist]

Donkrilla

 

[Joey Williams]

What about the penishorse?

 

[Matt Henwood]

Asspanzee

 

[Chris Wright]

Tickle chicken

 

[Chris James Snelling]

We call them channing tatums

 

[Blake Ellis]

Swamp donkeys

 

[Zach Aters]

this is a FlapFlap.
native to pretty much everywhere on the fucking map besides the snow biome. they basically suck since the flier nerf. but you can get some sick mutations to show off to everyone that doesn’t care.

 

[Cole Jenkins]

My old tribe always called them swamp donkeys

 

[David East]

The MonkeyDonkey is the only acceptable alternative name.