Action (muthafuckin) Jackson!
Are you tired of trolls and admin abuse on your current player dedicated/Nitrado server? Then this definitely isn't the server for you! We are looking for ruthless, savage, insiding cutthroat sons of bitches to populate this gem of a server. Wanna kill passive tames? Wanna destroy the straw houses of beach noobs and drink their salty tears? Wanna raid the admins and don't mind having a Broodmother dropped on your base in return? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then we want YOU! Look for US Action Jackson under the unofficial PC search filter and get your murder on today!
Server info:
Action Jackson
32 slot Ragnarock and Island cluster. Will add Aberration on release.
3 admins. 1 is a real life female!
Stats are as follows:
Player XP: Pretty high
Player health: Decent
Player melee: Decent as fuck
Harvest: High as shit
Dino stats: Get rekt
Taming: Fucking quick
Maturation: Even fucking quicker
Imprinting: Fuck yeah
Mating interval: Fuck all day long
Food drain: No time for eating while murdering
Water drain: Real men drink whiskey, not water
Flyer speed: Fast as fuck
Plant maturation: Grow that weed
Cave damage: Captain fucking caveman
Cave flying: Abso-fuckin-lutely
Structure clipping: Build shit anywhere
Offline protection: Fuck no! Have you read this?!
Increased structure limit.
Increased platform saddle structures.
Increased pain, savagery, and fuckery.
Throw some turrets on a toaster Quetzal and go bathe in the blood of your enemies. Or your friends. Fuck, I don't care. Kill em all. This is war.
Did I mention there will be a wild Broodmother and Manticore roaming the map at all times? I hope I did. Because there will be.
There is literally one rule here:
NO CRYING. ANYTHING GOES.
In the spirit of fairness, admins will not raid you all willy nilly with a spawned in level 14,000 Parasaur. If you make an attempt on the admins base however, they are free to merc the shit outta you with impunity. Get some.
I want people to build up, but if you're the type to build a stone mansion on the beach instead of building a hidden stronghold to grind something magnificent, and the type that cries when it gets ravaged, I want you to die and get hit by a train, (in that order) and this server probably isn't for you. Get some crayons, and try to stay in the lines of your My Little Pony coloring book.
If you cry to me about your passive phiomia getting piked in the face, I will spawn in a pack of Manticore to shit all over you. Facebook group going up soon, so feel free to send me stat tweak suggestions so I can tell you to rent your own server and play a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself. I spend most of my time at work, the bar, and on official, but I have 3 admins in game to help with your murdering needs.
Happy hunting!
