Steps:
1. Spread butter on both cards with about 1mm thickness (none of the gmo free bullshit)
2. Carefully rub both cards together and sprinkle cinnamon on both cards (this ensures the gpu fairies will work hard to keep the cards lubricated)
3. Rub peanut butter on your own nipples and then smash them with the buttered cards. ONLY DO THIS FOR 10 SECONDS. Don't not over rub or cards will get too soft
4. Connect the covfefe cables to the cards and spray with windex for faster data transfer
There you go, a basic intro to "pc with double graphic card" setup